Saturday, January 26, 2008

Happy Belated Tu B'Shevat

I tend to send a lot of belated greetings on this blog. At least this time, I have an excuse...I was out of town on business during the holiday. It really was a shame. I really was looking forward to going to our synagogue's Tu B'Shevat seder and scarfing down lots of fruit. At least I got to have some fancy fruits at a breakfast buffet at the conference I was at. It was the first time I ever actually ate dragonfruit. And this starts my new Tu B'Shevat tradition (along with making Tu B'Shevat bars...which I will post at a later date). Every Tu B'Shevat, I need to try a new tree fruit or nut...something I've never eaten before. Of course, this means that next year, I need to start browsing the produce area of Saraga International Grocery long before the holiday.

Wednesday, January 16, 2008

Beyond the Issues: Understanding the Candidate Through the Campaign Website

Note: In the following essay, very real-sounding numeric data is presented in an authoritative manner. Be forewarned that the IDQ percentage is completely made up without the benefit of scientific polls. Of course, New Hampshire showed us the utility of scientific polls...

Despite the fact that most American’s claim to vote on the issues, I would wager that only about 25% of the voting public chooses a presidential candidate based on the issues alone. I personally include myself in this Issue-Driven Quarter (hereafter known as the IDQ). The members of the IDQ are not swayed by trivialities, such as whether or not the candidate has experience, the candidate exudes leadership, the candidate speaks in simple platitudes, or the candidate would be a fun beer-swilling companion. We want to know what the candidate believes in. We want to know what the candidate is likely to do or not to do if elected. We want to know if the candidate will take money from the rich and give it to the poor – or vice versa.

By the time a voter gets to the general election, selecting a candidate should be pretty straightforward. Although the candidates’ political stances may be muddied by election debates, sound bites, or dirty political tricks, most candidates follow their party’s ideologies so closely that any voter still claiming to be undecided either has no opinions at all or is just not paying attention.

Primary elections are another story altogether. The candidates within a particular party can not stray ideologically too far from the group center or they risk being shunned by the party faithful...or at least the party bosses. During the primaries, the candidates walk a very fine line between claiming that they are all alike and claiming that they are all completely different. In the end, of course, they all sound pretty much alike.

The IDQ have the difficult task of trying to distinguish the candidates based on stump speeches, voting records, and sound bites. Many Web-based tools have cropped up recently to help the political junkie find his or her “perfect” candidate by asking the voter a series of political, economic, and social questions. Most recently, I found Electoral Compass USA which charts the candidates on a two-dimensional axis: economics vs. social issues. Although the Republican candidates spread out a little bit on the Electoral Compass USA map, the Democratic candidates cluster together in a tight grouping. Differences in the issues become meaningless because a true Democrat would be happy to vote for ANY of them based on the issues alone.

IDQers are left looking at (shudder) non-issue specific factors, and this goes against our very nature. How do we tell who has the most believable, understandable, motivating, and succinct message? How do we judge relative charisma and leadership appeal? How do we find the candidate least likely to start a war in the Middle East based on trumped up intelligence and incompetent staffers? Do we rely on T.V. pundits? Newspaper columnists? Bloggers? Oprah?

The answer, believe it or not, is the candidates’ own campaign Websites.

“How can that be?” I hear you say, “Aren’t campaign Websites inherently biased?” Yes. Of course. And that’s the point. Campaign Websites are marketing material, but they are enduring marketing material. As such, they have to be prepared carefully. Everything the candidate wants to get across has to be made blindingly obvious. Everything the candidate wants you to forget about has to be hidden.

It’s all about technical communication. Format, style, and audience is as important as basic content when delivering a message. Content by itself is meaningless. Content in context is key. And since the Internet is the new political medium, campaign Websites not only reflect the candidates’ personas, they also give insight into the candidates strengths and weaknesses. As an exercise, lets compare the three Democratic frontrunner sites:
John Edwards (http://www.johnedwards.com/)
Hillary Clinton (http://www.hillaryclinton.com/)
Barack Obama (http://www.barackobama.com/)

When analyzing political Websites, I have found four determinants to be particularly telling:
  • Appearance (Look and Feel)

  • Language

  • Structure

  • Audience


Appearance:

When the user hits all three candidates’ Websites for the first time, a splash page appears encouraging the user to contribute to the campaign. Although Obama’s and Edwards’ sites both show black-and-white pictures of the candidates with their families, Clinton’s site only shows Hillary’s smiling head. It’s a very interesting difference. Obama and Edwards want to remind you of their families; Clinton wants you to forget hers. This is a pragmatic move considering the perception in this country that a vote for Hillary is really just a vote for Bill. Hillary has to establish herself as an independent entity.

Moving past the splash page, the color palette of the front page is important. For example, Edwards’s site mixes red, blue, green, and pale yellow. The site appears to be going for a more folksy look with the shades of pale yellow and tan. Unfortunately, the mix of colors makes the site look too busy and not at all engaging.

Clinton’s site uses a very striking red, white, and blue. The bright colors are energizing and suggest a campaign gaining momentum. Furthermore, the patriotic color theme is stronger here than in the Websites of the other two candidates.

Obama’s site primarily uses blue and white with a little bit of red. The colors are less energizing, but they are very comfortable. Not only do you want to stay on the site and stare at the blue and white, but the message conveyed is...and I know this is trite...that Obama is “True Blue.”

The pictures on the front page are also telling. Edwards’ site features a picture of the candidate holding his son, surrounded by his family and a few supporters. Along with the text, “For the millions of unheard voices in the country,” the picture sends the message that this is the candidate of the common man and woman.

A couple of days ago, Clinton’s site showed the her facing a massive audience of supporters. Along with the text, “Let’s Make History: Keep the Momentum Going!” the image spoke of a growing “movement” of supporters, and almost, but didn’t quite, come right out and tell you to jump on the Hillary Bandwagon. Although the slogan on the site now reads, “Solutions for the American Economy,” the picture is still one of Hillary addressing a large crowd.

Obama’s site shows masses of people in silhouette, but does not show actual faces. The picture is accompanied by the headline text, “I’m asking you to believe. Not just in my ability to bring about real change in Washington...I’m asking you to believe in yours.” It is an interesting choice of image, because it asks the viewer to assume that his or her voice is represented in the mass of silhouettes. It is also a risky move, since it does not specifically reflect the viewer’s face in the crowd. The image seems to say, “Whoever you are, insert your face here.”

Language:

When analyzing Website language, assume you are a “typical” user and first look for the largest text. Whatever jumps off the page at you SHOULD be the main message. If your eyes are first drawn to the text, “CLICK HERE FOR MORE INFORMATION,” than the candidate really does not have a cohesive message.

On John Edwards’ splash page, the big text reads, “Join the Campaign to Change America.” This is such a hackneyed message as to be nearly meaningless. Since all the candidates talk about “change”, the site suggests a “me too” attitude in the candidate. “Change” has no tangible meaning. Even on the main page, Edwards’ patented “One America” slogan is lost in a sea of text. If you wait on the site long enough, the headline, “For the Millions of Unheard Voices in America,” appears in big letters. The message that Edwards is working for the common man and woman is a powerful message, but it is completely lost in the page’s rhetoric. To make matters worse, a particularly large link takes the user to Edwards’ 80-page book on One America. Who, on God’s green earth, wants to read an 80-page book about political rhetoric? We’ve got things to do...places to go...Runescape to play.

Contrast Edwards’ splash page with Obama’s: “Change We Can Believe In.” True, the requisite word “change” is mentioned, but Obama’s text immediately conveys two important messages. The word “we” immediately tells us that WE the voters are part of this change process, not just the candidate working alone. The text “believe” tells us that the change will be real, concrete change. We will know there is change. We can almost taste it. Obama’s message is then carried onto the main page with the text, “Yes, we can.” Again, we are all in this together...whatever “this” is.

Clinton has changed her Website slogan from “Help Make History: Keep the Momentum Going!” to “Solutions for the American Economy.” The first slogan invoked the gender issue, reminding the voter that she would be the first female president. The second slogan is much more pragmatic; it not only frames a national concern – the economy – but it also frames her role as a candidate – a solutions provider.

Unlike Obama’s page which is all about the voter, Clinton’s page is all about the candidate. Clinton’s campaign site says, “Hillary for President,” in big letters. It is a much more personal entreaty. Clinton wants you to know her as a PERSON, not just as an instrument of change, set of issues, or leader of a political party. “Hillary” is your buddy, your friend, your confidante. And considering that 75% of the voting public are not in the IDQ, this is likely to be a clever move.

Architecture:

As any good Web developer will tell you, the structure or architecture of a Website is a critical part of its usability. This is true for political Websites as well; Website architecture reflects the efficacy of a presidential campaign. An intuitive, easy-to-navigate site reflects a campaign with a clear message. By respecting the user experience, the candidate respects the user. A jumbled or overly-complex architecture reflects a struggling campaign.

Edwards’ front page suffers from an appalling lack of organization and architectural design. It throws much too much information onto the page without organizing it into discrete chunks. The page essentially tells the user, “All the information is here. It’s up to you to sort it out.” This is not an effective campaign strategy.

Clinton’s and Obama’s sites do a much better job of “chunking” out the information on the front page. Note, for example, how both sites clearly identify ways to support their campaigns besides contributing money. The sites differ in how much content they place above the scroll line. Clinton’s page opts for a more compact look, reducing the amount of scrolling needed to see the entire page. Obama’s page places much of the content below the scroll line to give the site a less cluttered, less content-heavy look. Obama trades in Web real estate for a longer, leaner, and – dare I say it – cleaner look. It’s a risky choice for Obama considering the perception that he is a candidate of rhetoric over substance.

Even the menu bars say something about the candidates. Clinton makes it much easier to find her stances on the issues. Scroll over the “Issues” tab and one will see actual statements instead of general topics: Strengthening the Middle Class, Ending the War in Iraq, Energy Independence & Global Warming, Fulfilling Our Promises to Veterans. With very few words, Clinton tells the user exactly where she stands and what she plans to do.

Obama’s most telling menu tab is the “People” tab. By listing different demographic groups, Obama associates himself with people more than issues. Why should I vote for Obama if I’m a veteran? Click the “veterans” link. What about if I’m bisexual? Click the GLBT link. Organizing the links in this fashion frames the candidate as a person devoted to people, not simply a person devoted to issues.

Audience:

According to Technical Writing 101 by Pringle and O’keefe (2000), “Take your audience into account, but don’t insult your readers by assuming that sprinkling a few ethnic names throughout the document will, by itself, make your document appropriate for the audience.” Likewise, by identifying the most obvious and realistic audience of the Website, one finds the true targeted constituents of the candidate.

Edwards, for example, is clearly targeting middle America. Even if you know nothing about his “Two Americas” speeches, the tagline, “For the Millions of Unheard Voices in America,” makes it clear that he sees himself as a champion for the poor. The South Carolina ad mentioning his father who worked in a mill seals this image.

Clinton’s audience is well-defined, although it changes whenever she changes her site. When I first started analyzing her site, her audience was clearly young voters. The Hillblazers (Young Leaders for Hillary in 2008) directs the user to the “Ask Hillary: Watch Hillary Answer Your Questions” video. This video combines scenes of young culturally diverse voters praising Hillary with scenes of Hillary answering questions posted on the Internet.

Clinton’s recent changes to her site also appear to target lower and middle income families. “Hillary’s Plan to Jumpstart the Economy” is not original in its concept, but the wording and pictures on the site clearly position her as a candidate who will provide government solutions to the problems of the poor and disenfranchised.

Obama’s Website is a harder nut to crack. The target audience appears to be...the entire country. Instead of focusing on specific constituents, he invites all demographic groups to help him “bring about real change in Washington.” If his tactic works, it’s a powerful strategy in that his target audience is very broad, including gays, veterans, people-of-faith, and environmentalists...to list but a few.


Final Analysis:

It is vitally important to understand that a Website analysis does NOT give the voter an in depth look of a candidate's political profile. Obama's political stances are just as well thought out and reasoned as are Clinton's, possibly even more so. In fact, all three of candidates have clearly stated plans for Iraq, the economy, and social issues. The Website analysis simply tells us how well the candidate COMMUNICATES this.

The analysis is also useful in that it sidesteps the argumentative rhetoric and he-said/she-said bickering so common during an election cycle. Do you really want to base your presidential choice on a 30-second sound bite taken out of context?

In summary:

Obama’s message, “I’m asking you to believe,” resonates throughout the site. Obama asks you to see him as a straight-talking, true-blue candidate who will work WITH the American people to bring about change in Washington. Obama’s candidacy is not about Obama...it’s about YOU.

Clinton’s message, “Solutions for the American Economy,” is a bit more expedient than Obama’s, although it is clearly stated and clearly communicated. Clinton asks you to see her as a “solutions” person, a candidate whose years of experience are critical for bringing real change to Washington. However, Clinton, much more than Obama, wants you to know her as a person. Clinton wants you to know the real Hillary.

Edwards’ message, “One America,” could be much more effective if Edwards could broaden its target appeal and focus his image. Unfortunately, Edwards has clearly defined his target audience to the exclusion of other audiences. Furthermore, his poorly organized Website, along with his prominent link to an 80-page book, presents him as a candidate with plenty of good ideas but a lack of a clear vision.

One last note: John Edwards gives real estate on his Website to his wife and oldest daughter Cate in the hopes that we might understand him through his family. While a noble gesture, this may have been his worst move yet. I’m just a wee bit concerned that Cate listed The Bell Jar by Sylvia Plath as one of her favorite books.

And we thought the Bush girls were trouble.

Thursday, January 10, 2008

My Favorite Indian Restaurant in Indianapolis

According to IndyEthnicFood.com, the Indianapolis metro area has 12 Indian restaurants (11 really since India Garden has two locations). I have eaten in 8 out of the 11 restaurants, and I have not had a bad meal in any of them. That's pretty good for a midwestern city. How many other cities outside of Mumbai can boast a MINIMUM competence rate of 73% when it comes to Indian food.

However, I have my favorites. In fact, I have my favorite, and it is definitely Taj of India. The restaurant serves east Indian fare. The average entree costs $8-$12, and the lunch buffet is $6.60 per person.

The food is fantastic, the portions are large, the vegetarian entrees are many (I've counted close to 25), and the restaurant feels...well...friendly. There is no other word for it but friendly. I feel more comfortable there then in any other Indian restaurant in town, largely because of the soft lighting, authentic Indian music, and unpretentious attitude. And, of course, the food. Oh, yes...the food...

My wife insists that we go there (or get takeout from there) whenever possible. Malai Kofta is her favorite dish, and she insists that they make the best malai kofta in town. Tonight she insisted that I drive across town to Taj of India after I picked up Omri from Hebrew School (even though it wasn't the closest restaurant to the school or to our house) because she was craving some "comfort food."

Of course, I have to admit that we also love the restaurant because Rani, our favorite waitress, works there. It's not just that she's always friendly, it's not just that she's very cute, it's not just that she can recognize me on the phone whenever I put in an order, it's not just that she knows our order by heart:
malai kofta mild for Shirah, paneer pakora for the boys, one order of garlic naan, and something medium spicy for me...usually palak paneer. Oh, and 2 mango shakes.
No, it's not any one of those things. It's all of those things combined.

I highly, highly recommend the restaurant. Please say namaste to Rani when you're there.

And tip her well.

Sunday, December 30, 2007

One Night with the King

A couple of nights ago, I saw One Night with the King, a movie about the Book of Esther. Well, actually, the movie is based on the novel Hadassah: One Night with the King, by Tommy Tenney. But, since I've never read the book, nor do I plan to, I can only comment on the movie.

To be fair, I had ulterior motives in seeing the movie, and believe it or not, they were not Tiffany Dupont (seen on the left). Purim is the underdog of Jewish holidays. It's fun, it's raucous, it's frivolous, it's deeply philosophical, it's family-oriented, and you are commanded to get drunk. In Israel, it borders on Mardi Gras or Carnivale. In the U.S., it borders on obscurity. It just doesn't have the calendar real estate of Chanukah...you know, right next to Christmas. Frankly, it deserves much better than that, and I take every oppportunity to push my Purim agenda. Consider me a Purim champion.

So, naturally I jump at any movie that promotes, advertises, or in any way exposes Purim to the greater goyische public. Even if it simply retells a Biblical story. Even if it's made by Gener8xion Entertainment, a Christian company, with (potentially) an agenda separate from mine.

Back to the movie. Well, the movie could have been worse. That's not a ringing endorsement, but it's also not a scathing indictment. As a movie, it's not bad. It creates an entertaining love story out of an Biblical tale, and makes you believe that Esther's life is truly on the line as she goes to plead King Ahasuerus (well...Xerxes in the movie) for the lives of her people. Tiffany Dupont plays a spunky, buoyant Esther, and she is Jewish-looking enough to pull off the role. John Rhys-Davies as Mordechai is...well...John Rhys-Davies. He looks and sounds like Mordechai should sound, although you do keep expecting him to burst out with "Indy, my friend!" (a la Raiders of the Lost Ark). James Callis plays a suitably vengeful and evil Haman who hates the Jews with a passion due to the wrongs the Hebrews done to his people 500 years earlier. Yeah, it's nasty stuff, right out of the Bible.

The sets are gorgeous, the acting is decent, and, most importantly, the dialog is not as stilted as one would expect from a Biblical movie. I did like the fact that the movie was RELATIVELY faithful to the original story (the Bible, not the novel). Considering that the novel was written by a Pentecostal evangelist, I was not expecting a very faithful treatment of the material...or at least not a Jewish treatment.

However, the movie (or the novel) tries to turn the story into Midrash by adding some bizarre back story about a pending war with Greece. This would have worked better if the movie hadn't muddied the waters by mixing up some key plot elements in the story. I could just see fans of the original book shouting at the screen, "No, you fools! Mordechai hears about the decree AFTER refusing to bow down. After! After! After!" And of course, it has to add some typical Hollywood elements of mistaken identity and fear of infidelity.
For some reason, all of the secondary characters are played by Indians. It used to be that Italians and Jews were interchangeable in Hollywood. I guess in Biblical epics, Indians and Jews are interchangeable. I would have loved to see Aishwarya Rai play Esther. But anyway...
I guess my biggest beef is that I still have not seen a movie based on the Book of Esther that is truly faithful to the story. The story of Purim is one of the hottest, raciest, most exciting books of the Bible filled with vanity, honor, vengeance, love, bravery, and, of course, clan warfare. It doesn't need a Hollywood treatment.

But keep Tiffany.

The Yearly T'ruah

The Yearly T'ruah, our family newsletter, is finally finished. I sent it out to most of my family and friends, so if you did not receive a copy, this means that a) we did not send you one, b) we sent you one (with our best wishes for a new year) but it got lost in the mail, or c) we sent you one (with our best wishes for a new year) but silly us...we sent it to the wrong address.

In other words, we are only admitting to options b) and c). However, I am willing to send a copy to anyone who requests it on an opt-in basis.

If you did not receive a copy, possibly suggesting that we do not have your most recent contact information, please drop me a line, and tell me where you are now, what you are doing, etc., etc., etc.

And Happy Gregorian New Year.

Monday, December 10, 2007

Happy Low Salt Chanukah!

My mother came to visit this weekend for Chanukah. She is on a low salt diet, which always makes going out to restaurants a bit of challenge. However, we promised her that everything I cooked at home would be as low in salt as possible. Since Saturday night was designated "Latke Night," I had to come up with a tasty low-salt latke recipe.

Now one tack is to add savory spices to the latkes to create a new latke entity. Possibilities include:

Indian spices - curry powder, cumin, garam masala

Mexican spices - chili powder and picante

Italian spices - basil, oregano, thyme

Dill and mint

Now that I think about it, I should have tried dill, mint, parsley, and onion powder. The onion powder would give it a rounder, saltier flavor to balance out the bitterness of the dill. And hopefully, this could all be done without any added salt.

However, I didn't try any of the above. Instead, I substituted half of the russet potatoes with sweet potatoes. This gives the latke a slightly sweet dimension that makes up for much of the missing salt without making the whole dish noticeably sweet. One caveat...sweet potatoes do not bind together like russet potatoes, so you need to make sure you have enough egg in the mixture to hold everything together. I think the only way to make the dish using only sweet potatoes (and no white potatoes) is to add extra egg. Furthermore, it helps if you squeeze and shape the patties before frying them instead of simply ladling the potato mixture into the oil (which you can do if you only use white potatoes).

I must say that the latkes came out pretty well. Or at least I thought so. Shirah took a bite and immediately reached for the salt. The kids put ketchup on them. Of course, they put ketchup on everything. That's what happens when you are born in Minnesota. But I digress...

Yesterday at religious school, I taught the 5th graders how to make latkes. It was an interesting experiment in project management: trying to distribute tasks among 20 10-year olds. I divided up the room into four tables: two tables grated potatoes, one chopped onions, and one mixed the egg, matzah meal, and salt together. We only had one "grating" injury requiring a Band-aid (well, a couple of Band-aids in rapid succession) which really wasn't too bad considering that these were young children wielding sharp knives with a 1:7 adult:child ratio.

Personally, I thought the recipe had WAY too much salt in it. I'm not sure whether the kids read the recipe wrong, or if they read the recipe correctly and I just need to adjust the 2 tsp. to 1 tsp. However, my wife tried one later in the day. She commented, "They were really good. I noticed that they tasted a little different from the ones you make at home...but I couldn't pinpoint the difference."

"They had salt in them," I told her evenly.

"Ah..." she said with a voice that suddenly understood every dish I ever made in the past ten years.

I'm going to buy her a salt lick for the 8th night of Chanukah.

The Land of Curiosities

My sister Paula is a graphic designer in Chicago, andshe has art directed an interesting children's novel called The Land of Curiosities, Adventures in Yellowstone, 1871-1872. It is the first in a series created by The EcoSeekers that teaches awareness andhopes to inspire activism in children about the environment.

Paula forwarded me a message from authors Dave and Dee Neil:


Hello family, friends, colleagues, and other people we like, We are proud to announce the launch of ourcompany’s website, www.theecoseekers.com, and our first book, THE LAND OF CURIOSITIES: Adventures inYellowstone, 1871-1872.

This is the first book in a collection of stories about defining events and themes in the history of the environmental movement as told through the experiences of courageous young fictional characters.

In a good ol' Western adventure, THE LAND OF CURIOSITIES revolves around the creation of Yellowstone as the world's first national park in 1872. Geared towards ages 8 and up (and loved by adults too), the book includes a 16-page real history section for educators and the curious.

We are particularly excited by the very positive responses we have received thus far, from kids and adults. Endorsements include Robert F. Kennedy Jr.,U.S. Senator Dick Durbin, and Nell Newman.

Take a look at our website http://www.theecoseekers.com/ and help spread the word. And, naturally, feel free to buy as many books as you’d like (they make great holiday gifts)!


PLEASE FORWARD THIS EMAIL along to others. We’d greatly appreciate your doing so. We hope to hear from you soon. The brother-sister team of….
- Dave and Dee Neil

P.S. In case we have not spoken in a while… Last year,we created a company called The EcoSeekers™ to educate and engage kids in the environmental movement through our branded entertainment, products and online community. Our goal is to achieve the level of influence and success of American Girl and HarryPotter, but for the environment. We're a publishing company and more!

Thursday, December 06, 2007

...Or Maybe Stick With Google During Chanukah

IN REGARDS TO YESTERDAY'S POST...

Shortly after I bragged to you all about Ask.com's Chanukah skin, they apparently pulled the skin from the site. So, now Ask.com has no reference to Chanukah whatsoever on the front page.

I give up. I'm going back to Google. And while I'm at it, I'm going to eat some trans fats.

Wednesday, December 05, 2007

Use Ask.com During Chanukah

Chag Sameah, y'all. Happy Chanukah.

I went to Google's Website this morning to see if my favorite search engine...you know, the one cofounded by a Russian Jew...had any mention of the first day of Chanukah on its front page. Considering all the esoteric holidays that Google acknowledges, Chanukah was a pretty safe bet.

Nada. Zilch. Rien. Efes. Null value.

Ask.com, on the other hand, has a wonderful Chanukah-themed image as a background. So, I'm making a resolution this Chanukah to switch from Google to Ask.com in protest. I encourage you to do the same. Support multiculturalism and use Ask.com. Protest the great Antiochus of Google (let's not forget the whole Google China incident) by boycotting Google.

The Maccabis have spoken.

Wednesday, November 28, 2007

And Then it was Thanksgiving

I did have great intentions of writing our family newsletter, the Yearly T'ruah, back in September. I was all set to go...but then I had to go and break my left pinky finger. Technically, I could still type. But when you spend 9-10 hours of your day furiously typing reports at work with your left hand in splint, you lose all enthusiasm for cranking out a typed newsletter once you get home.

So, now that my hand is no longer splinted, and my pinky is healing nicely, I have grand intentions of getting The T'ruah out before Chanukah. Of course, calling it the T'ruah doesn't make much sense anymore...but that's the way the oil burns.

But now it is Thanksgiving. Well, okay, now it is a couple of days AFTER Thanksgiving. My sister-in-law hosted the family dinner this year, taking over the tradition long held by my parents-in-law. My sister-in-law was excited about taking on the responsibility, and my in-laws were ECSTATIC about dumping it on her.
Of course, we followed my in-laws other family tradition and split up the cooking so that no one person was saddled with feeding an army.

One of my contributions was the vegetarian stuffing. Many years ago, I convinced my father-in-law that homemade stuffing was MUCH better than Pepperidge Farm's stuffing, so now I get to make it every year. Of course, I make a vegetarian stuffing which is served separately in a pan. Besides, even for those omnivores who insist on eating turkey and other animal flesh for Thanksgiving, it is much safer to eat the stuffing separately as many food studies have shown.

So, here is my recipe for Vegetarian Thanksgiving Stuffing:

1 pan cornbread
7 slices oven-dried white (or whole wheat) bread
2 cups celery
1 cup onion
1 tsp. sage
1 Tbs. poultry seasoning (or similar spice mixture)
5-7 cups vegetarian broth
4-8 Tbs. butter, melted
Salt and pepper to taste

Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Saute celery and onion in a little oil.

In a bowl, crumble together cornbread and oven dried bread. Add sauteed vegetables and spices, and mix together. Pour in broth and butter. Bake in greased pan for 30-45 minutes.

Tuesday, September 25, 2007

L'Shanah Tovah


L'Shanah Tovah, y'all. May you all find health, happiness, and prosperity in the new year...in that order.

Wednesday, August 08, 2007

"Accidentally"?

Yesterday, my wife sent me the following email regarding Micah, our 5-year old:
Words I never expected to hear while being presented with a half-eaten peanut butter sandwich: "Mama, can I throw this away? I accidentally washed it."

Cue spit take. I'm at a loss for words.

New Toy


I recently fell into some birthday money (my birthday is August 13...mark it on your calendars folks), so I decided to actually buy something for ME. Rarely do I get to do that these days other than lunches out and the occasional kitchen gadget. I finally broke down and bought an MP3 player. I feel like I've finally joined the 1990s.

I followed PCMag.com's recommendations and bought a Sansa Express. It's a tiny little thing with 1GB of memory, but it's a great MP3 player, and it's at least a third of the cost of the Apple iPod Nano. It basically gives you all the basic functions: music, FM radio, voice recording, and FM recording. Furthermore, the USB port is directly attached to it, so you can plug it directly into your computer to charge it up and upload/download songs.

What's amazing/amusing is I remember my first portable Sony CD player that I bought $10 years ago for $100. This cost half that. Of course portable CD players now cost one-quarter that.

So, if you need me, I'll be plugged in to my new toy...probably listening to Kevin Mohl and the Burning Sensation.

Monday, August 06, 2007

National Junior Tennis League


I can't say enough about the National Junior Tennis League, a program founded in 1969, "as a way to gain and hold the attention of young people in the inner cities and other poor environments so that we can teach them about matters more important than tennis….Through tennis, lives can be changed and spirits reclaimed." Not being a tennis player...or previously having much interest in tennis...I had never heard of the program before. I strongly encourage other parents to check out the program, even if your kids have no tennis ability whatsoever.


We signed Omri up this summer for tennis lessons at the National Junior Tennis League of Indianapolis. I was looking for summer programs for Omri, and a friend of mine turned me onto the NJTL program. Luckily for me, she told me about the program about two days before the application deadline.


Omri is a complete tennis beginner. His only previous experience with tennis was running around on a public tennis court and trying to hit a tennis ball a couple of years ago with a racket I bought from Goodwill for about $2. However, Omri really enjoyed the program, and he did pretty well...for a beginning player. More importantly, it got him out of the house for about 2-4 hours per week interacting in the sunshine with other kids his age.


Even better...the program is very cheap. Depending on the location you choose, the cost is $25-$45 for an 8-week program.


So, depending on whether or not I can convince Omri to go to summer camp next year, we will most likely sign him up again. He loved playing tennis, we loved that he got some fresh air, and my wallet loved holding onto just a little more green stuff.


Sunday, June 10, 2007

Munna Bhai

I'm back. Three months is a long time to let a blog go fallow. Sorry about that...


I must recommend two Bollywood movies I recently viewed: "Munna Bhai" and "Lage Raho Munna Bhai". Sanjay Dutt stars in both movies, and although I must admit that I haven't been a particularly huge Sanjay Dutt fan, I like him a lot more after these movies. Dutt, from what I've seen, usually plays the kindly oaf who either gets the girl at the end (because he's just too nice) or gives up the girl in the end (because he knows she loves someone else...and he's just too nice) and looks absolutely morose throughout the entire process. His character in the Munna Bhai movies, however, is that of a small time hood who has to convince his family and friends that he is either a doctor (1st movie) or a history professor specializing in Ghandi (2nd movie). Wacky hijinks ensue. Netflix can give a better plot synopsis for you.

Gracy Singh stars as his love interest in the first. You may remember her as the extremely cute love interest in "Lagaan", which is an absolute must-see for anyone looking for a good introduction to Bollywood films. Lagaan has a wonderful sound track, an exciting storyline, and is possibly the only film in the history of cinema to make the sport Cricket actually interesting.

But I digress...Vidya Balan is the love interest in the second film. Like most Bollywood actresses, she is impossibly beautiful...but she is also very entertaining. And like the main character in the film, I was becoming entranced by her shouting, "Good Morning, Mumbai!" But enough of that.

Arshad Warsi, who plays "Circuit", Munnabhai's sidekick, is very funny. As far as I can tell, he seems to be making a career of second tier character actors. If anyone knows of any movies that showcase him better, please let me know.

I just read that Lage Raho Munna Bhai" did very well at the 2007 Cannes Film Festival, and has been praised in India for promoting "Ghandiism". Cool.

But of course one mustn't forget the requisite song and dance numbers, of which there are plenty. And there pretty good. The songs from both movies are very catchy, and it was a long time before I stopped humming "Munna Bhai MBBS."

Oh, terrific. Now I'm humming it again. Damn.

Monday, February 26, 2007

Blue-Yellow Swirled Cornbread

I finally have a new job (details to come in a later post), so I felt like celebrating tonight. However, Omri and Shirah were too tired to go out to eat, and we were out of any alcoholic beverage. Not much of a celebration. So, I had to settle with making a nice comfort food dinner of corn bread, black-eyed peas, and fried okra. I even got creative with the corn bread and used both yellow and blue cornmeal. I made up two separate batches and swirled them together. I recommend you try it. It's not much more work than a single batch, and it makes a unique and visually arresting cornbread. And the world definitely needs more visually arresting...cornbread.

Note: I'm not including the recipe since the cannister of cornmeal has a cornbread recipe on the side. However, I add 2 Tbs of ground flax seed to boost the omega-3 fatty acids.

Yes, folks, there you have it. Visually arresting cornbread with omega-3 fatty acids. I think we're no longer talking "comfort food".

Root and Tuber Kugel

Last weekend I catered a lunch for the Sisterhood Shabbat at our synagogue. We had a nice bagel lunch with cheese platter, hummus, cream cheese, green salad, kugels, and dessert. No one seemed to notice that we didn't have lox with the bagels and cream cheese. That, of course, was no accident. It was all part of my diabolical "vegetarian agenda" to convert the masses. Just you wait, I'll make vegetarians out of them yet.

I received rave reviews for a kugel recipe I invented. I call it the Root and Tuber Kugel because it has both roots (carrots and sweet potatoes) and tubers (white potatoes). Besides, it just so darn fun to say "Root 'n Tuber Kugel."

Ingredients:
3 large Idaho potatoes
1 large sweet potato
3 large carrots
1 medium onion, diced
4 large eggs, lightly beaten
2 Tbs. vegetable oil
1 tsp. salt
fresh ground pepper
1/4 cup potato starch
3/4 cup boiling water

Preheat oven to 450 degrees F.
Grate potatoes and carrots using the fine (smallest holes) disc in the food processor.
Squeeze out liquid and place in a large mixing bowl.
Stir in eggs, 5 tbsp. oil, salt, pepper and onions.
Sprinkle starch on top.
Pour boiling water over starch and stir thoroughly.
Coat a 9x13 baking pan with cooking spray and carefully pour mixture into pan.
Bake for 20 minutes. After 20 minutes, reduce heat to 400 degrees and bake for 40 minutes or until the top is a deep golden brown.

Tuesday, January 30, 2007

Happy Birthday, Omri!

Happy Birthday, Omri! Mazel Tov on turning nine! I’m not sure I’m ready to be a parent of a nine-year old. I mean, I remember being nine like it was yesterday. Of course, I don’t remember yesterday too well these days.

I turned nine way back in 1977. That was before Runescape. That was before the Internet. That was before digital cameras, cell phones, CDs, and DVDs. Nobody (except for my mother) worried about second-hand smoke, trans fats, nitrites in hot dogs, and undercooked meat. It’s amazing that any of us survived at all. Most of us didn’t. Those of us who did are still alive but very grumpy.

There were only three major T.V. networks. I watched Welcome Back Kotter (and did bad impressions of Horschack), Barney Miller, MASH, Rhoda, Phyllis, Maude, Quincy, Holmes & Yoyo, Alice (and did bad impressions of Flo), Happy Days, Laverne & Shirley, Charlie’s Angels, Good Times (and did really bad impressions of J.J.), the Jeffersons, Little House on the Prairie, The Six Million Dollar Man (and ran in slow motion), and the Bionic Woman. And that was only the primetime shows.

On Saturday mornings, Schoolhouse Rock taught all about math, English, and U.S. History. The Superfriends, Fat Albert, and Scooby Doo taught us about life.

Even amidst all that T.V., I read books. My favorite was Tales of a Fourth Grade Nothing, the Judy Blume book about a 9-year old who has a bratty 2-year old brother. It was a hit with ALL older brothers.

I didn’t listen to the radio much, but I do remember hearing We Are the Champions (Queen), Slip Slidin’ Away (Paul Simon), and Short People (Randy Newman). I didn’t particularly like the song Short People, considering that I was about 5 inches shorter than you are now. My friends liked the song, though, and sang it to me all the time.

Two other wonderful songs, Margaritaville (Jimmy Buffett) and Hotel California (Eagles), came out that year, but I didn’t know about them till many years later.

I started Hebrew School that year. Mrs. Zar (o.b.m.) was my teacher. I learned the Alef Bet, Hebrew vocabulary, and how to pronounce Sefardic Hebrew with a thick Polish accent. We loved her dearly and miss her terribly.

Mr. Christine was my 4th grade teacher. He was young (I realize now), energetic, idealistic, and loved to do science demonstrations in class. Naturally I liked him a lot.

Yes, Omri, that was my 9th year. It was a simpler time back then, or at least it seems so in my memories. I'm sure it didn't seem particularly simple at the time.

I can’t wait to see what you write to your son 29 years from now on his 9th birthday. Please email me a copy. Better yet, send it directly to my bio-psionic implant. I’ll turn off the spam filter.



Sunday, January 14, 2007

The American War Against Science

I really wish I could blame the Bush Administration for this country's war against science. I would like to believe that the president is solely responsible for sending our country back to the Dark Ages. Unfortunately, the cynic in me knows that our country is an enabler for any leader willing to show mule-headed belligerence toward reason, thought, and the scientific process.


How else can you explain that none of the major news sources have picked up on the story mentioned in yesterday's Doonesbury?

According to Public Employees for Environmental Responsibility, "Grand Canyon National Park is not permitted to give an official estimate of the geologic age of its principal feature, due to pressure from Bush administration appointees." According to PEER Executive Director Jeff Ruch, "In order to avoid offending religious fundamentalists, our National Park Service is under orders to suspend its belief in geology. It is disconcerting that the official position of a national park as to the geologic age of the Grand Canyon is ‘no comment.’”
Please tell me this is an Onion hoax. Please let me wake up tomorrow to a world actively trying to enter the 21st Century instead to the 18th Century.

If you need me, I'll be hiding under the bed with my copy of Darwin's "The Origin of the Species".

Monday, January 08, 2007

Spanikopita Pie

Pies are tricky things. My mother-in-law makes some of the best pies I've ever tasted, and I make a point of watching her every time she makes pie crust. I've learned some of her tricks, such as use ice cold water (yes, the recipe in your cook book was serious about that), cut in the fat with a pastry cutter, and handle the dough as little as possible. Once you've mastered the art of a good pie crust, the sky is the limit.

I came up with a new recipe the other day for spanikopita pie. It's a very simple concept: spanikopita...in a pie shell. The great thing about the recipe is that both my kids will eat it, and one of them will even eat it eagerly. I think this is a first for any spinach dish I've made for them.

Needless to say, I'll have to make it again soon.

8 " pie crust:
1 1/2 cups flour
1/2 tsp. salt
1/2 cup shortening
4 Tbs. ice water

1 10oz. package of frozen spinach
1/2 lb. feta cheese
4 eggs
1 Tbs. lemon juice
1/2 tsp. nutmeg
1 clove garlic, minced
1/2 tsp. dill

Preheat oven to 450 degrees F.

Prepare the pie crust by mixing the salt and flour together and cutting in the shortening. Sprinkle with ice water and toss with a fork. Gather dough into a ball, wrap in waxed paper, and refrigerate at least a half hour. Roll ball of dough into flat circle and place in pie plate.

Thaw spinach and squeeze out water. Add other filling ingredients and mix together. Pour into pie shell.

Bake at 450 degrees for 5-10 minutes to set crust, then reduce heat to 350 degrees F and bake for 30-40 minutes until set.